is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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