i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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