For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Randomize
