Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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