eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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