I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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