Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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