nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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