I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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