Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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