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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.

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  Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...

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• (510): View more from California

  my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.

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• (408): View more from California

  We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life

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• (925): View more from California

  well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?

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