Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.