is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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