just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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