We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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