Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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