before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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