so explain again why im purple
no
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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