it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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