We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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