he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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