so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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