i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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