we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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