I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Actions speak louder than pants.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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