Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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