Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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