You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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