My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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