I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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