Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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