Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I have fence marks all over my body
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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