ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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