Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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