ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
either way he was missing a nipple.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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