i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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