Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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