: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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