garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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