Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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