i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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