My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
