Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
