I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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