found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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