If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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