wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
