There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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