dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My penis needs a shock collar
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The struggles of a small town man whore
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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