My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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