Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Randomize
