And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
