We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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