If i come over, it means nothing
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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