Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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