Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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