Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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