come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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