You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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