just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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